What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Do older women know what they want?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”